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  1. 4 Reasons Exchange Is Ideal During a Zombie Apocalypse
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4 Reasons Exchange Is Ideal During a Zombie Apocalypse

Evan HarpOct 30, 2024
2024-10-30

It is spooky season! We could pitch Exchange based on its merits. It is an important financial advisor conference with a reputation for first-rate speakers and ample networking opportunities. But today we’ll talk about why Exchange would be an ideal spot to be in the event of a zombie apocalypse happening March 23-26.

Exchange Is Taking Place in Las Vegas

Zombies captured the popular imagination when they destroyed Pittsburgh. Exchange won’t be in Pittsburgh. It’ll be in Las Vegas. Accordingly, it has the advantage of being in the middle of a desert. This means zombies from other cities will have a long, hot commute to contend with. They might just stay put! 

As an added perk, Vegas is also extremely bright. If someone has been bitten, they will have trouble masking symptoms and can easily be quarantined.


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Exchange Is all About Community

No single individual can defeat a zombie apocalypse. To survive, people must band together and find a way to conserve resources and keep everyone as safe as possible. As a community-focused event, Exchange will help people with different ideas trust each other and foster an environment of solving problems as a group. And what could be a bigger problem than a horde of the undead? 

Exchange Is About Actionable Ideas

The function of the Exchange conference is to provide actionable information to meet the challenges of the day. The thought leaders and experts speaking at the conference may know more about the markets than they do about survival, but the broad conference focus on providing utility for attendees means everyone at the conference will be ready to engage with problems in a productive fashion.

The VettaFi Voices Are Good in a Crisis

When you are an expert, it doesn’t take nerves of steel to talk about your expertise. Todd Rosenbluth, Kirsten Chang, and Cinthia Murphy all know the markets well. This is known. What is less known is how good they are in a crisis. When the dead start to walk, having the VettaFi Voices around will be extremely useful. And that’s before we even get to Zeno Mercer’s army of robot zombie hunters.

Register for Exchange here

Register for Exchange here and avoid the plague of undead, should they rise March 23-26.

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