Do you know how you feel kind of awkward when you’re being caroled to by a group of overly cheery well-wishers at your door? Well, get ready to feel that feeling, as you hear the vocal stylings of yours truly. Warning: I am not a singer. There is not a Grammy Award in my future, as I frequently veer off key. But singing is fun and my name is Karyl, so here is a Christmas Karyl from me to you.
On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
A chance to win an Ammy
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five special rebalancings
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six preferred issuances
Five special rebalancings
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven funds a-launching
Six preferred issuances
Five special rebalancings
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight IPOs
Seven funds a-launching
Six preferred issuances
Five special rebalancings
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine-plus yields
Eight IPOs
Seven funds a-launching
Six preferred issuances
Five special rebalancings
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten private letter rulings
Nine-plus yields
Eight IPOs
Seven funds a-launching
Six preferred issuances
Five special rebalancings
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven – no one’s filed that!
Ten private letter rulings
Nine-plus yields
Eight IPOs
Seven funds a-launching
Six preferred issuances
Five special rebalancings
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve non-voting Ammys
Eleven – no one’s filed that!
Ten private letter rulings
Nine-plus yields
Eight IPOs
Seven funds a-launching
Six preferred issuances
Five special rebalancings
4.58 tariff bump
Three ETNs
Too much oil
And a chance to win an Ammy
